Maybe if he sued Napster in the process but this is a pretty good standalone metal moment.ģ. Selling out for 20 grand – Nothing is more metal than selling out. Even signing off with “We love you dark continent, good night!”Ĥ. Performing an explosive drum solo on mushrooms growing on the side of a tree in the middle of the jungle – He broke apart a freaking tree branch and busted out a blast-beat while on a quest to go find a God-bat. Knocking out the richest man in the room, adorning him over his shoulders like a fur-wrap, and parading him around the party for all to behold – This scene pretty much speaks for itself.ĥ. The calm in her eyes as she gives him a tour of the house that is seemingly made of nightmares is especially unsettling.Ħ. Ray Finkle’s mom saying that “Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.” while offering a fresh-baked football cookie – To deliver this brutal sentiment alongside a delightful treat with such ease is heavier than hell. That thing’s empty, void-like eyes just chill me to the bone.ħ. Deliberately jumping into a massive tank that held a Great White shark, gleefully swimming with it, and surviving – Sharks are probably the most metal animal in existence, coming just short of that humanoid seal creature on the cover of Riot’s “Fire Down Under” album.
You mean this guy can solve crimes and expunge the lackeys of hell? Get this man a raise.Ĩ. Exorcising demons out of an apartment that’s also a crime scene – Interacting with demons in any sense is metal, sure, but to exorcise the demons? That’s next level. NOTE: There was plenty of back and forth at the office arguing that this was actually more “punk-rock” but we were able to establish it as a crossover-thrash maneuver that satisfies both parties.ĩ. Not for Ace! He’ll call a cop an asshole, with his asshole. Who the hell uses their ass to talk to cops?! When’s the last time your ol’ pal Gizzard did that? All talk, no walk. Using his ass to talk to cops – Freaking insane. Here are the Top 10 Most Metal Moments of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective films.ġ0. It’s not very often we get such a cataclysmic symbiosis of metal and tomfoolery in one cult classic movie, and when one such a film presents itself, The Hard Times analyzes it to understand exactly how metal it is so we can place it on our shelf accordingly.
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